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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Chicago man withdraws 15 yr old daughter's speaking privileges.

Chicago, Il.- Police receive a call from an incomprehensible lady on Tuesday afternoon. They traced the phone call to a home in the downtown section of Chicago where they find a girl crying while mowing the lawn while the girl's parents sat on the porch drinking lemonade. When police questioned the family about the phone call the parents responded that their daughter had cursed violently at them for shutting off the girl's phone due to an incident a few days earlier when the girl sneaked out of the house.
The mother, Eliza Wrigley (37), explained the situation more thoroughly to police.
"Jenny(daughter) was complaining to Robert(father) about how angry she was about us shutting her phone off. He told her that if she was gonna act like a whiny little bitch, he was gonna give her more to whine about. Then he told her to do the dishes and she started cursing us like you wouldn't believe. So Robert, bless his soul, he said, 'Now hun, I don't care that you cursed, but you are gonna learn that you can't just yell at people when they make you angry.' Then he took her vocal cords so she couldn't say nothing back."

Police told the family that as long as they give the girl's voice back in a week they have done nothing against the law.
Upon hearing this, Jenny stuck her tongue out at the officer.
The officer promptly gave her two extra weeks to go without her voice.


Jenny Wrigley - 15

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