Sometimes cleaning your room can be quite an intimidating task, but if you follow these simple steps you too can be a master of your mini-domain.
The first thing you should do is activate your preferred form of entertainment. Be it television, radio, or even youtube videos.
Once this is done you should eat and then use the restroom. This should be done so that you have no reasons to leave the room while in the cleaning process.
The next step is to begin cleaning your room. Start with the section closest to the door and clean it completely before moving on to the next section. Moving away from the door as you clean makes you more comfortable in the room and less likely to run out in the middle of the process.
When you've gotten the whole room clean it's time to sacrifice your soul to the powers that be in order to keep the mess from taking your room a second time.
The first thing you'll want to do next is summon a mythical being. (Like Rumpelstiltskin) Hell, if you summon Rumpelstiltskin himself you can promise him the life of your first (or next) child without taking away from your own life. (Basically your life will be normal except for your room being eternally clean! :D yay!)
Protip: Always read the terms and conditions when planning to accept a mythical contract! Don't want to accidentally give permission to become part of a humancentipad! (Or worse, give away your stuff!)
Well, that's all you have to do! I wish you all the best with your beautiful rooms!
The first thing you should do is activate your preferred form of entertainment. Be it television, radio, or even youtube videos.
Once this is done you should eat and then use the restroom. This should be done so that you have no reasons to leave the room while in the cleaning process.
The next step is to begin cleaning your room. Start with the section closest to the door and clean it completely before moving on to the next section. Moving away from the door as you clean makes you more comfortable in the room and less likely to run out in the middle of the process.
When you've gotten the whole room clean it's time to sacrifice your soul to the powers that be in order to keep the mess from taking your room a second time.
The first thing you'll want to do next is summon a mythical being. (Like Rumpelstiltskin) Hell, if you summon Rumpelstiltskin himself you can promise him the life of your first (or next) child without taking away from your own life. (Basically your life will be normal except for your room being eternally clean! :D yay!)
Protip: Always read the terms and conditions when planning to accept a mythical contract! Don't want to accidentally give permission to become part of a humancentipad! (Or worse, give away your stuff!)
Well, that's all you have to do! I wish you all the best with your beautiful rooms!
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