Some stupid jokes.

A few months ago, my baby sister kept telling me "Knock, Knock" jokes.  So I decided I would entertain her by making my own joke.

When my brother and I were younger, we had fun by telling a certain stupid joke.  Don't worry, it's not dirty.

Indeed they are, of course, I would assume any sentence using the word "fight" would be "fighting words".
They could also be literal fighting words.

About a 9 on the Awkward scale.

I was at BFF-Forever's house for the New Year's celebration, when I decided it would be hilarious to randomly throw open her fiance's bedroom door to tell him to join the rest of us with the pizza.

So, yeah, that clearly had not gone quite according to plan, but at least he wasn't fully naked.
I would have needed eye bleach.

My Little Hell-raiser.

Two days before Christmas, we held the annual Christmas party at my house.  Thanks to that, I had the ability to invite my BFF-Forever and her fiance to the celebration.  


My BFF-Forever and I were in the kitchen talking as I put away some dishes before the guests arrived.  Her fiance was standing at the entrance to the kitchen while my baby-sister was running around him gabbing about her dolls, her accomplishments, and really anything she could think of.


And then, just as BFF-Forever and I paused in our speech, we heard this exchange.

To this very day I remain clueless as to where she could have heard something like that, and why she would say that anyway.  


I do not think this is the last time I will be mystified by my baby-sister's actions and thoughts.
Hopefully, she'll do something just as hilarious soon, so I can tell you all about it.