On Friday, one of my friends decided that, to her, I was now Canadian. I decided to promote this for the whole weekend by changing my profile picture to the Canadian flag and saying "Eh" all the time.
I know that is very retarded and stereotypical. (But it was funny)
I apologize to any Canadians who were displeased with my actions. I'm friends with a Canadian... If that helps any... She was also accidentally an illegal immigrant. They found out when she went for her license. Don't worry though, she's a citizen now and has been for years.
On Saturday, I believe I gave google a new weird search.
(I looked up "how would a Canadian say, "I'm going to the bathroom?"")(Also, ironically enough, the Dan vs. Canada episode played on the Hub that night. No joke.)
Anywho, yesterday was my final day being a Canadian. I celebrated by wearing a sombrero, eating oatmeal for breakfast, and watching the Walking Dead premiere. (I was gonna do two of those things anyway. I love zombies and sombreros. Hm. I want a zombrero. That's awesome sounding.)
Again real Canadians, I apologize.
Although.... I suppose I could let this be punishment for the monster you unleashed on the United States.
Do you know how many Bieber-zombies I've had to kill?! ...Well the answer is none, because zombies don't exist yet.
BUT WHEN THEY DO!!! CANAAAAADAAAAAAA!!!!!
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