May I have paychecks?

I have never had a job before and today I will be interviewed for a position at McDonalds.  I know a fast food job would be scoffed at by more well-to-do rich people, but screw you, someday my job will involve the design of pages on the interwebs. I will be making a lot of money doing something I find entertaining and I will probably have co-workers I will be forced to interact with which will mean that I will be able to complain to my boyfriend about the things I have to deal with while he uses his super-sexy Italian accent to calm me down.

My future boyfriend and then husband.

So while I go ahead and earn money for doing a good job and will basically get most of that money just to NOT be a hermit; you can sit around, bored, because you and your friends got tired of pulling a one-hundred dollar bill around on a fishing rod watching a homeless person make desperate attempts to grab it. Which I must say would be kind of entertaining as long as you give the hundred bucks to the person afterwards. You're bastards though, so why would you do that?

It's that time of the year again! YAY FLAMETHROWERS!

I know I haven't been posting anything for quite some time, but I haven't really been feeling the need to distract myself from any kind of work, and currently I am intentionally barring myself from cleaning my room.

I digress.
Every year(usually in winter) the weather becomes chilly.  For a normal person this means nothing except that it's almost time to wear a sweater.  For myself, it is the time of year where I begin to feel groggy and frozen.

Then it snows.

When it snows my dad and I take to the shovels and clear off the driveway.  Then it happens.  Just as with every year before this one, I begin to wish(and beg for) a flamethrower.  I know what you might be thinking.
"A flamethrower?! I WANT ONE TOO!" and of course you do because we're talking about a flamethrower. They are awesome.  However, they are rarely found for civilian use.  In other words, if you want a flamethrower become a criminal and buy one from the black market.  Or convince an under-appreciated genius to make one for you to exact vengeance upon his previous employers or whoever it was that didn't appreciate him.

Then just imagine the things you could do with said flamethrower!

You could pretend to be a pokemon!

You could easily clear all snow from the driveway or even the building the snow has rested itself upon!

........ Safe and controlled forest fires!

..................................... FLAMETHROWERS ARE AWESOME.

Usually, after I begin to imagine owning a flamethrower, I begin to imagine owning a jacket made from a heating pad with a battery case and heat controller in one of the pockets.