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Friday, November 11, 2011

A children's story. : By Me

This is Jessica.




Jessica likes chocolate.




Sometimes Jessica eats too much.




Then Jessica gets tired.

So she goes to her room to sleep.



Jessica sleeps in a blanket fort.

Jessica's cat tried to jump on top of it a few days ago and it pissed Jessica off, so she threw her cat into the hallway.



But the cat can't understand human words.




So the cat waited until Jessica tried to leave her room.




And then Jessica's cat ran in before Jessica could close the door.


That made Jessica angry again.



When Jessica tried to get the cat out of her room, the cat ran under her bed.






So Jessica walked into her closet and grabbed her sword, Excalibur.






Jessica swung the sword under the bed until the cat got scared and ran out of the room.






Jessica is happy when there are no animals in her room.






Jessica's cat is okay because the sword is dull and cats are fast.

The moral of this story is to not go in Jessica's room uninvited unless you are a cat and are sure that Jessica's sword has not been sharpened all of a sudden.



Monday, November 7, 2011

Almost a full moon.

Today the moon was nearly full.
Apparently, that's good enough to make people act as crazy as if it were a completely full moon.

Earlier, my mom, two sisters, and I went to enroll me for a driving class because my parents don't have time to teach me.
When we were crossing the bridge, we saw that an accident had occurred.  Mom and I dismissed it with a,
"No one's hurt."

Anywho, we did our thing at the place and started heading to Pizza Hut.
We passed the accident from 15 minutes prior and got on the opposite bridge from before.

And then sat there for 20 minutes because another accident had taken place at the exit of the bridge.



Finally the accident was cleared up on our side.

On the other bridge, however, yet ANOTHER accident occurred in the middle of the bridge.



But we didn't care.  It wasn't in our way.